25 Best Nail Polish Names Ever

Sure, Ben & Jerry's has some unforgettable flavor names, but nothing beats the clever puns you read on the bottom of a nail polish bottle.

1. OPI Nail Color in Nein! Nein! Nein! OK Fine!

2. Essie Nail Polish in Size Matters

3. Butter London Nail Lacquers in Scallywag

4. Deborah Lippmann Nail Lacquers in Across The Universe

5. Smith & Cult Nailed Lacquer in Shattered Souls

6. OPI Nail Color in Don't Know

7. Essie Nail Polish in Topless and Barefoot

8. Illamasqua Nail Varnish in Whack

9. OPI Nail Color in Ladies & Magenta-men

10. Deborah Lippmann Nail Lacquers in It's Raining Men

11. Butter London Nail Lacquers in Gobsmacked

12. Essie Nail Polish in Bikini So Teeny

13. OPI Nail Color in I Have a Herring Problem

14. Deborah Lippmann Nail Lacquers in Lady Sings The Blues

15. MAC Nail Lacquer in Quiet Time

16. OPI Nail Color in I Eat Mainely Lobster

17. Butter London Nail Lacquers in No More Waity Katie

18. OPI Nail Color in Teal The Cows Come Home

19. Essie Nail Polish in Turquoise and Caicos

20. Deborah Lippmann Nail Lacquers in Through The Fire

21. Essie Nail Polish in Not Just a Pretty Face

22. OPI Nail Color in A Good Man-darin is Hard to Find

23. Essie Nail Polish in Starter Wife

24. Deborah Lippmann Nail Lacquers in Swagger Like Us

25. Butter London Nail Lacquers in Tart With a Heart

To find your favorite color, stop in Magin Nails.